We simply MUST have Loopers. Because the future demands it! Kill people in the most complicated, difficult way possible. That’s the rule. Except that when they really do kill someone in the future, they simply burn down the house with the body inside. Which is what criminals have been doing for centuries.
Movies
“X-Men: First Class” Outclasses “X-Men: Grad School”
Sometimes comic book movies don’t take the hint. Superman should have stopped after two. The original Batman movies should have stopped after one. The Fantastic Four should have stopped the minute Jessica Alba was cast. But leave it to X-Men to finally get it right after 5 tries. Not that the first four movies were […]
The Most Popular Movie Sport
The Academy loves boxing movies. I recently saw THE FIGHTER, which was one of last year’s Best Picture nominees. The rest of the world has moved on to fast-paced contests like the NFL, competitive skateboard suicide, and LeBron-hating, but the Oscars are stuck on the most popular sport of 1929. You know, for all the […]