Nanosmacks

My Piggy Bank

Since ancient times, humankind has struggled with storing spare change. I believe it was the Romans who first used a spare sock. With the Renaissance came the invention of the glass jar. And now, as we march boldly into the Twenty-First Century, I am pleased to announce that after a lifetime of hard research and […]

No Animals Were Harmed In the Making of This Picture

The producers want you to know that no animals were harmed during the making of this movie. We mean it. Look, this movie may have featured terrific explosions, collapsing skyscrapers, half the country burned to a crisp, the other half frozen over. ┬áIt also featured several actors phoning it in for an easy paycheck at […]

The Special Team

Long ago — after baseball but before MMA — there were the halcyon days of professional football (known in other countries as “do what now?”) This grand game, which rarely involves a foot or anything traditionally shaped like a ball, is played between two separate but equal units. The flashy, money-grubbing Offense and the flashy, […]