Month: January 2011

  • House of Flying Daggers

    Extraordinary Adventure
    74

    There is a scene in House of Flying Daggers where Jin, played by Andy Lau, is being attacked by one of “the general’s” men. He is armed only with a bow and arrow and there is no good shot because his attacker is carrying a shield big enough to hid his entire body behind it. The bodies of the rest of the general’s men lie strewn about on the field of battle, their shields were of no help to them. And yet we the audience are not exactly sure how Jin is going to get the arrow through the shield of the man coming toward him. The solution is, like the rest of the House of flying Daggers, both ingenious and practical. He fires, but the arrow seems to be off its mark. It appears to be headed for one of the already dead soldiers. The oncoming attacker appears to be safe until Jin’s arrow bounces off the deceased soldier’s shield and is deflected into the oncoming soldier knocking him off his feet, deftly circumnavigating the soldier’s now useless shield. This is a scene that is indicative of The House of Flying Daggers as a whole.

    If I had to give characters in martial arts films one piece of advice it would be this: Stay out of the bamboo forest! Nothing good ever happens there.

    Released in 2004 this movie hit at the height of America’s brief obsession with a genre called wuxia. Which basically means “awesome kung fu” in English. The trend was started by an earlier film on our list the brilliantly titled Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Daggers was directed by Yimou Zhang who is a famous foreign director famous for directing famous foreign films. One of which (Ju Dou) I actually saw in film class once, which basically goes to show you just how useless film class is. The one thing people always say about Yimou Zhang is that he has a fantastic gift for color. Which amazingly, is true this time and it is put on display in many sequences in Flying Daggers. And even more amazing is that he doesn’t fill the screen up so much with color that it overpowers the rest of the film.

    Here Yimou Zhang displays his gift of inexplicably long sleeves as well as his eye for color.

    The plot is fairly basic. Two warriors are escaping back to the secret fortress of the Flying Daggers, which is basically a band of rebels who rob from the rich and give to the poor. Sound familiar? Even though the plot is simple there are plenty of twists and turns. The two warriors are a man and a woman so is it any wonder they fall in love? Though one of them is blind they are both incredible masters of martial arts, which is good for us, because just as you think the movie is getting bogged down in the love angle. The action cuts in and takes the film for a dance. The ending is a tad over-dramatic, but the direction is crisp and the action is some of the best-choreographed work I’ve seen, even better than the aforementioned Crouching Tiger, even better than the Matrix, but still one below Jackie Chan.

    Even though the ending is a tad over the top, it takes place in a blinding snowstorm thereby totally redeeming itself!

    Next up … 73!

  • The Mummy

    Extraordinary Adventure
    75

    Let’s take just a minute here to talk about Brendan Fraser. He really is quite the anomaly among Hollywood actors. He seems, in certain movies, to possess a degree of movie star swagger and bravado, yet his true persona seems to be somewhere on the level of Encino Man. He seems to be able to swing jauntily from Gods and Monsters, which is a highbrow hard-hitting drama about the director of Frankenstein, while simultaneously he also seems to be very good at being George of the Jungle. In his best movie, The Mummy, he actually hits every note almost perfectly. The rumor is that the role of Rick O’Connel was offered to Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck. I feel confident in saying that none of those actors could have pulled off the challenges presented in The Mummy.

    Now try to imagine Ben Affleck

    You see, I believe that there are lines in The Mummy that would be impossible for any other Hollywood actor to say, but Fraser pulls them off with the aforementioned grace and aplomb. That is to say that because of Brendan Fraser, you will be hard pressed to catch where the screenplay is bad. The same can also be said of Rachel Weisz, who has her breakout role here, and (wisely) did not go on to reprise her role in Mummy 3. Arnold Vosloo as the mummy himself is also good, but it’s Fraser that holds everything together. It is a performance so sincere that it circles back around sincere and becomes tongue in cheek again.

    Aside from the name and that fact that it was produced by Universal, these movies have pretty much nothing to do with each other.

    It was written and directed by Stephen Sommers who to the best of my knowledge has not come close the balance between camp and adventure that resides here. Though G.I. Joe is not half bad, it still is not exactly good either. The Mummy universe is one where there is a canopy under every open window. This is extremely efficient because the filmmakers do not have to go on establishing why it is safe for the heroes to jump out of open windows. Or dive off of burning riverboats. Or fly into a blizzard of sand that was breathed out of an undead Egyptian criminal from 4000 years ago. All of these elements were Sommers’ ideas so it’s hard to fault him because they are all pretty good. You know, for some one who’s previous movie was Deep Rising.

    Just answer me this: Why are the words "special effect team" in quotations?

    Next up … 74!

  • Clash of the Titans

    Extraordinary Adventure
    76

    In many ways, the quest for a sacred artifact is the most pure kind of adventure.  It is usually housed in scary, dangerous places, surrounded by otherworldly beings and elaborate traps.  Two sides fight to obtain it.  One side will use it for good, the other side for evil.

    And often times it doesn’t matter who wins, because the gods are gonna do what the gods are gonna do.

    Clash of the Titans
    And sometimes it involves Swamp Thing

    Clash of the Titans is a great melting pot of Greek mythology.  There’s nary a story that doesn’t turn up in some shape or form.  Flying horses, battling Olympians, sea monsters, people turning to stone, mechanical owls.

    Bubo the Owl
    I believe it was Aristotle who first proposed mechanized robotic androids

    Wha…?  Yes, there is a mechanical owl named Bubo.  He’s sort of like R2-D2, forever bailing the mighty Perseus out of trouble.  Athena gave him to Perseus because Perseus lost his magical shield while fighting the gorgon Medusa, whose head is the aforementioned sacred artifact.  Perseus needs the head because the kraken sea monster is coming to steal away Andromeda, because Perseus answered Andromeda’s riddle and won her hand away from the evil Calibos, who once tried to kill Pegasus, angering Zeus, who happens to be Perseus’s father.

    If none of that makes much sense, don’t worry.  You’re there for the giant scorpions.

    Ray Harryhausen
    Harryhausen's most famous creation: the limited edition overpriced maquette

    Master animator Ray Harryhausen did his last, best work on Clash of the Titans.  Harryhausen worked at a time when the only way to make a realistic sea monster was to sculpt it in minature, stuff a metal armiture inside it, and painstakingly pose it one frame at a time.

    Animators revere Harryhausen, and with good reason.  He took stop motion animation to new heights.  We are spoiled with CGI today.  We sometimes forget that it wasn’t until Jurassic Park that CGI finally cracked the mainstream for good.

    The AT-AT Walkers in Empire Strikes Back?  Stop motion.

    AT-AT

    Those demonic dogs in Ghostbusters?  Stop motion.

    Ghostbusters
    "Okay, who brought the dog?"

    The Terminator?  Stop motion, with Cameron painstakingly posing Arnold one frame at a time.

    Arnold
    Arnold was good at posing

    Back to the melting pot thing…  Clash of the Titans is a million myths rolled into one, all because Harryhausen wanted to try his hand at a believable flying horse, but didn’t want to be tied down to cavorting fauns.  I’m not sure any of these scenes are direct descendants of actual Greek myths, but they sure feel like it.  And I bet Theseus would have welcomed a mechanical owl when he was fumbling around in the minotaur’s labrynth.

    Clash of the Titans is also known for its stunt casting.  Sir Laurence Olivier plays Zeus.  Bond girl Ursula Andress shows up as Aphrodite.  Kenny Baker played Bubo.  And none other than Harry Potter house leader Dame Maggie Smith shows up as sea goddess Thetis.

    Maggie Smith
    A hotter version of Professor McGonagall

    When it finally came time to remake the movie in 2010, some of these same elements survived.  Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes provided the stunt casting.  CGI provided the effects.  And Bubo became a snarky in-joke.  The film could have used Harryhausen to breathe some life into Sam Worthington’s acting.

    Perseus
    If only you spoke Hovitos.

    Up next, #75…